Just walking to work from the creepy, could be murdered parking lot at around 8:30 AM last Wednesday. I see two guys walking the opposite way. I didn't really notice them at first, but one of them started inching towards me.
To my surprise, as our paths met, he just swung his arm and grabbed my junk. Literally. He just took a swing and a grab. WTF?!? Who does that is broad daylight?
Once that happened, he just looked at me, grabbed my shoulder and said "Oh, I'm so sorry," and walked off laughing with his friend.
The pervert: approximately 25, tall, dark hair, a little grungy
His lame friend: Approximately 30, tall, skinny, and stupid.
If someone had taken a picture of my face, I'm pretty sure it looked like I just had 10 shots of botox. I couldn't move, I didn't even know how to react. Who prepares themselves for this...An earthquake, yes... this no!
So as this happens, I just keep thinking about the song by Keisha, the lyrics say "boys wanna touch my junk, junk." I thought this song was a little bit lame, but now, it's a reflection of my life.
If you haven't heard it, here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RMx2435hP4
6 years ago
