The mess cake

So for Tony's birthday, I made a cake instead of my usual cupcakes. That was the biggest mistake of my life. I made the batter according to the box and put it in the oven around mid-night. I remember going to take a shower, watch tv, etc... Then I heard the beep... The cakes were done. I made two pans because I was going to make a giant football since Tony loves Fantasy Football, whatever that is...

Here's the final product... I put a note with it saying "Like this cake, my life is a mess without you." What else could I do...